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Anonymous said…
dang you.
I kept checking for updates all day and now finally see one at 8:13 PM? You need to think of the poor schmoes at work who keep your site as a lifeline to the outside World while they live in their cubicles and are freezing cold even though it's 90 outside.
I guess I should probably take my own advise though and post more often for the poor schmoes.
Excellent shots of the fur children.
Anonymous said…
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Jeff_Goldblum_is_Watching_You_Poop
Anonymous said…
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Jeff_Goldblum_is_Watching_You_Poop
Anonymous said…
There once was a man who rode a white pony. He was an honest man, who said he was a phony.

“How could I, a man who one year ago today, spoke only the truth, but heard the word NAY?”

I answered the man, and said he should say…

A bird in the hand
can rule all the land but
won’t do much better than
a pony or a phony or
a bird on a hippopotamus bootie

There once was a man from Nantucket, his dick was so hard you could fuck it, but instead of finishing this sentence, he wondered where this other man came from.

“I came from the Land of Nod.”

But what he did then was really weird…

This motherfucker went and stuck his dick up his ass. He thought he was fishing and he caught himself a bass. Satisfaction is what is king, Bartholomew was on the wing.

This has gone complete awry.

Awaking from his stupor, the man kissed the pony and Jesus came down from heaven and said, “This whole orgy’s been super, I really like Tony, and I love leavened bread. This is getting ridiculous.”

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